Every Expat I meet tries to help us settle in and what a help that has been! The only problem is that no one seems to know the names of streets so when people try to give us directions to some wonderful place, they are often given like the following:
“From Brussels if you go down the Chaussée …ah…something … do you know what I mean? Then at the large turnabout, I think the fifth or sixth after the gas station on the right, take the exit just past the red brick building and then go straight for a while, then you’ll see a large green…or is it blue shack, then…let’s see, is it the second or third house on the right…oh, yeah, then turn sharply down the narrow cobblestone road, then there is a water tower…let’s see, do you turn before or…I can’t quite remember but you’ll do just fine!” When I ask them for the address, they stare blankly at me. I have not yet been able to find any place where I have gotten directions from people but I use Mapquest and the GPS and find things just fine.
Now in their defense, it is very hard to learn the names of the streets. Not yet knowing French, it is impossible to pronounce any of the streets and their names are very long. Then to make matters worse, if you are given the name in French and the location is in a Flemish area, Mapquest only finds the location if it is input in Flemish. If you input it in French, it can’t find it. Lovely! Also, Mapquest seems to randomly show streets in the opposite language that the signs are in and just so you know, French names and Flemish names are COMPLETELY different! Sigh…
Also, the streets are in absolutely no pattern, grid or otherwise. They meander around and often become more and more narrow, until only a thin horse can pass. The maps show them as proper roads that actually go places. We know better now.
So today I set off using a wonderful woman’s directions from the American Women’s Club to meet up with other students and our instructor for a ½ day class I was taking on learning to use public transportation. I spent 1 ½ hours hopelessly lost on the edge of Brussels trying to find the meeting place, driving up and down the same streets over and over again, I’m sure. I finally found the location 30 minutes after everyone left.
Yesterday I was feeling very adventurous and decided to try to find a short route to a forest from our house. I went down a very narrow road after getting assurances in French from two young men that the forest was indeed down that road. Well, a forest was down that road but it was private, fenced in and not the forest I was looking for. To make matters worse, the road became more and more narrow until my little VW Golf could barely make it through. I keep thinking, I know I’ll come to a place where I can turn around, but alas not. I was left with no other option than to back up for ½ mile to get myself and my car out of the fix! But I didn’t let that dampen my spirits so I tried another little road that actually had a proper sign on it pointing to the forest. Again, the road narrowed and became a sort of cobblestone horse path. I stayed with it and popped out into a beautiful recreation area with a restaurant on a lake and a wide beautiful road that everyone else was taking to get there. A less optimistic person might be discouraged but I went home and drank two glasses of wine with my next door neighbor and assuaged my wounds.